My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
Been waiting a year to post this.
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
HURRK LOOK AT THE FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*